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On coffee

Anonymous – yet observant – people

-Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.

-Decaffeinated coffee is the devil’s blend.

-Decaf? No, it’s dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream.

-Chocolate, men, coffee – some things are better rich.

-Petroleum and coffee had no value a few centuries ago.

-Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin!

-Don’t drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon.

-I make serious coffee – so strong it wakes up the neighbors.

-Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish.

-I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine!

-If it ain’t caffeinated, it ain’t coffee!

-Ultimate office automation – networked coffee machines.

-Everybody should believe in something. I believe I’ll have another coffee.

-Coffee: The first peripheral!

-My blood type is Folgers.

-All the coffee in Columbia won’t make me a morning person.

-Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?

-Don’t laugh at the coffee. Some day you, too, may be old and weak.

-Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.

Famous people saying wonderful things about coffee

-I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee. ~Flash Rosenberg

-I drink way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever. ~David Letterman

-He was my cream, and I was his coffee – and when you poured us together, it was something. ~Josephine Baker

-Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. ~Alphonse Allais

-I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee. ~Harry Mahtar

-I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. ~Ronald Reagan

-Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. ~Stephanie Piro

-In Seattle you haven’t had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it’s running. ~Jeff Bezos

-I could smell myself awake with that coffee. ~Jaesse Tyler

-I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. ~T.S. Eliot

-Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis – a good hot cup of coffee. ~Alexander King

-A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. ~Paul Erdos

-Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. ~Alex Levine

-I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume. ~John Van Druten

Nerds + coffee = hilarity

-COFFEE.SYS Not Found: User startup disabled.

-RISING.SUN detected: (A)nother coffee, (C)old shower, (S)leep?

-C:\COFFEE.POT missing (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep?

-Caffeine Allocation Error: COFFEE.SYS missing, Programmer halted.

-if (pot.coffee=EMPTY) {programmer->;brain=OFF}

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3 Responses to “On coffee”

  1. Great stuff! Have you heard of Bach’s Coffee Cantana? It’s a beautiful piece of music about a young woman addicted to coffee. Too bad it’s in German.

    And BTW, I LOVE the new theme.

  2. Wow. Simply wow.

    And I’ve never tasted the stuff, imagine that!

  3. I had never heard of that, Matthew! How interesting. Even years ago, it would seem that people had an almost identical replica of present-day thinking toward coffee….

    Great – it’s much brighter. I’m glad to have input on it. 🙂

    Sarah, you need to! I think then you would understand…..


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